Wheres jokes
A man sits in a bar and gets seriously drunk to the point where he vomits on his shirt. He panics.
The bartender asked, "What's wrong, sir?"
The man replies, "I got drunk and vomited, my wife will kill me."
The bartender says, "Put $20 in the shirt and say someone puked on you and they paid you for the wash."
So the man walks out with the $20 he put in his shirt pocket. The next day, the wife said, "Why is there vomit on your shirt?"
The man says, "Someone puked on me and gave me $20 bucks for the wash."
The wife pulls out the money. "There is $40," says the wife.
"Oh, he also peed on me and paid for the wash, too." The man walks away believing he didn't get caught by his wife.
My wife said to me, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?"
I said, "Where the fuck did that come from?!"
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.
Ariana Grande, where are you?
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
I know where you live! I saw you before!
Were you born on the highway? 'Cause that's where most accidents happen.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Welcome to the Fast Food Divorce Center where yesterday's lies are today's fries.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
The first rule of the Alzheimer’s club is...
Wait, where are we again?
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.