Wheres jokes
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns.
The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"
The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55."
The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!"
The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."
At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible."
The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"
The dad: "Everywhere."
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
My wife said I have no sense of direction.
I said, "Where did that come from?"
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"