When jokes
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Asians love it when a British person says "Rice!"
Memes
Haven´t posted in a few months. I will keep posting memes together with @#StayatHome every day :)
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
What do you do when a woman is choking?
Back up a couple inches.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣