When jokes
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
When your teacher explaining stuff
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
I will stop making fun of orphans when their parents come back.
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
Vote for the better joke.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100.
Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.