When jokes
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Memes
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."