When jokes
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈