When jokes
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
when you forget to close your fridge
When you’re picky about the colours.
Boeing
knew she had feelings for me lesgoooooooooooo
LMAO
Community talk
For my dou "Does she know how proud I am she was created With the courage to unlearn all of their hatred We don't talk much but I just gotta say 'I miss you, and I hope that you're okay'" idk when ill see or talk to u again, but thanks for everything youve done. even if its been a while i still count the days down, nothings forever, but if this is what u want, i hope ur happy
She was more like a beauty queen From a movie scene I said, "Don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one Who will dance on the floor in the round?" She said I am the one Who will dance on the floor in the round She told me her name was Billie Jean As she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on the floor in the round People always told me, "Be careful of what y… Read more
I HOPE YOU FEEL WHAT I FELT WHEN YOU SHATTERED MY SOUL, CAUSE YOU WERE CRUEL AND IM A FOOL SO, PLEASE LET ME GO!