When jokes
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
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"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.