When jokes
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
The best night of my life was when I gave my virginity to my wife, and her last word was when she called me "Mommy" at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.