When jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
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When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
Memes
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.