When jokes
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
Your not actually cute so shhhhh
When you are losing at Tetris, I guess the odds are STACKED against you.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
When red do be sus, though.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.