When jokes

Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?

Because it’s only bad when white people do it.

What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?

"Want me to pack your shit?"

Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.

Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"

There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.

Now that's a hell of a ghost story!

When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.

Join us for more of the story, after the break!

One day, a child walks along and asks, "Mother, why am I called Butterfly?"

The mother replies, "A butterfly landed on you as a baby."

A minute later, another child comes along and says, "Mother, why am I called Feather?"

The mother then replied, "Because a feather fell on your head when you were born."

Then Brick comes along and says, "Ahahhsdjsjskxs."

I hate cereal, lol.

What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"

When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back...

Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?

Because 511472.

What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?

She died the next weekend.

What do you tell your butt cheek when you need to use the bathroom? "Hold it in, so you won't get constipated and die."

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉

When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.

What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?

Only one moans when I put my meat in it.

When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.

What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!