When jokes
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.