When jokes
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
Memes
When you and your friends find a higher form of living
When red do be sus, though.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!