When jokes
What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!
Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
When I die, I want my body to be cremated.
And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.