Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
A Real Nutcracker
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smarty pants. This joke is funny 'cause it uses the word "nutcracker" in a clever way. Usually, a nutcracker is a thingy you use to crack nuts, but here, it's implying the dude's balls are getting crushed. Which hurts! It is a pun, which I know is a hard concept for you because you have to know two meanings for one word. Sad.