When jokes

The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.

Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.

What's hot and hard?

Me when I look at children.

There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.

The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"

The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."

The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."

The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

Why did the midgets laugh when they run?

Because their balls dragged along the ground. 😅😂🤣

I hate cereal, lol.

What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"

I was kissing my gal when the phone rang. I answered it, and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cummed the house full XD

PS free sex at my name

What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!

What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?

A miscarriage.

When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.

When I die, I want my body to be cremated.

And fucked! Fucked really hard, papí!! Like a real whore!! Like a real tramp!! Stuff your entire cock in there!!! Uhh!! Uhh!!

When red do be sus, though.

Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.

When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.

Me: Takes five minutes.

Me: Hun, you done yet?

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?

A firecracker.

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.