When jokes

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?

A firecracker.

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

What did the retard say when the water too deep?

"Deep deep."

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.

What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"

Because they have no mom.

Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?

A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol

At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.