When jokes
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
When your dad asks what you want for dinner in a group chat…..
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
When do you take a cow to the movies?
On a mooo-vie!
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.
I have a riddle for you:
10 people are on a boat, but they all die due to a tsunami except the captain.
Then, when he gets home, his wife serves him “penguin meat.”
Once he eats it, he starts crying.
Why?
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
"Wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."
"That was pretty DAD!"