When jokes
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
When red do be sus, though.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Memes
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.