When jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
Memes
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
When red do be sus, though.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.