When jokes
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
I was running away from expired grocery items with my friend, when I got out I noticed he was left for bread. I felt so guilty, he was toast. I'm not loafing this.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
Memes
So true
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
What did the knight say when he went to bed?
"Good Knight!" lul
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?