When jokes
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
RIP K.
When they have a party, they're racist. When they hang out with Ys, they're mean.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because of my short hair. I mean, what did you expect? I'm gay, of course, I have short hair.
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol