When jokes
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
When the emo kid went to high five the tree, the tree left him hanging.
FUCK EMO KIDS!
Memes
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Me: *writes Kahoot about me then finishes.*
Me and friend: *plays Kahoot.*
A question: When is (my name) happy?
Friend: *puts a good answer and gets wrong.*
Answer: Never, only a portion.
Friend: Do you need help?
The only hood I like is pointy and white.
That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.