When jokes

Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.

What happens when you search nudes on my phone?

Nothing, I don't have any.

When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.

By the way, have you seen my sister?

What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

Jurassic Park.

I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.

What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?

What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.

Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.

When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂

A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.

When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"

Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!

Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?

Because krypton is "stable."

I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂

When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"

A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”

What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?

A sad news story.

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...

...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.

Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.