When jokes

When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!

When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.

Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.

I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

Me: September is here!

[Labor Day comes]

Also me (ft. Green Day): “Wake me up when September ends!”

I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂

It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .

What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.

What can orphans not get when playing a sport?

A home run!

What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?

This is a pig problem!

When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

Yo mama so hairy, when the baby came out, the baby died because of carpet burning!

What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?

He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"

The only hood I like is pointy and white.

That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.

What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?

A sad news story.

What does a husband of a woman do when he is horny?

He goes on a business trip with 100 $1 dollar bills.