When jokes
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
Memes
Why does this always happen to me...
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
You know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and then you remember there are no speed bumps.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬