When jokes
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
Memes
When you put the highest setting in the vibrator
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
What did the girl say when she ran through the door?
Ouch.
Yo mama so old, she was there when Moses was born.