When jokes
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
When do cows moo? Moosday.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."