When jokes
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
When i find out
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
When do cows moo? Moosday.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!