When jokes
When I mist, I miss.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did a skeleton say when he's alone?
"I'm so bonely..."
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Memes
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.
Oof.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.