When jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"