When jokes
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
Meya eats meat all her sins is go off when she eat meat.
What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?
You get salmonella.
Memes
Nerds be like...
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
What did the Los Angels Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breath? they gave George Floyd two squirts of zicam cold remedy inside his nose
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
When I mist, I miss.
When you send your girl a dick pic, but she says it's small, so you text back and say:
"Enjoy the little things."
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
When my friend eats a mint, I say, "Hey, is it mint to be sweet?"
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."