When jokes
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
Memes
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.