When jokes

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.

When does a pentagon have 4 sides?

When a plane is in one of the sides.

Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.

What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

When you fail art school.

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"

That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.

I saw you when I got chance at the adoption center!

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

Where do orphans go when sad?

Not their parents.