When jokes

What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.

What is a reverse exorcism?

It’s when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child’s body.

Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.

Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

I'm treated like God when I'm home, I'm usually ignored until someone wants something.

When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"

What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?

It’s twelve o'clock.

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((

When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.

What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?

She screamed until her hands got tired.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??

He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper

Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.

What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"

Yo, I feel like shit when you're around.

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.