When jokes
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!