When jokes

When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!

What happens when you cross a pig and karate?

A pork chop!

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.

I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?

Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?

"Let us pray."

Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when it started RAINING RHYMES.

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!