When jokes
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
When do cows moo? Moosday.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Memes
Bro looks like his mom dropped him when he was a new born
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! πππππ
How you know itβs her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didnβt mean boil Stephen Hawking!
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"