When jokes
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
If I went out with a dwarf, when I pick them up, I'll say, "Wassup short?"
Why did the chicken cross the road, when it should stay on a farm?
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
Michael J. Fox isn't allowed around small children. When he touches them, he is immediately accused of shaken baby syndrome.
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?
"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.