When jokes

Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.

Time for a Terraria joke.

What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?

A gold digger.

(play the game or watch some vids to understand)

What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?

Screamed till her hands fell off.

What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?

We’re wiped out!

Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.

When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.

Yo mama is so slow, when she stepped on the highway they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic.

What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?

"It is ok, I forgive you."

When I get naked in the bathroom... the shower usually gets turned on!

What do you say when a Spanish person loses a car?

Carlos.

What did Santa say when he saw a pretty girl?

HO, HO, HO!

When do you go on red and stop at green?

A watermelon.

I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.

I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."

What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap a mosquito, it stops sucking you.

What did the bull say when he went to college?

Bison!

Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"

What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?

I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"

What did the cell say when it was dividing?

"It's not you, it's me."

What do pedophiles do when they wake up?

Turn on the child safety lock on the car.