When jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!