When jokes
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.
I cried when my dad cut onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!