When jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
When you overslept and can't find Noah
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
My brother when he sees a girl.
Shorts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin. When it's sniff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet, And the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag.
It's not what you think it is. It's a Lipton tea bag.
Get your mind together!
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.