When jokes
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Memes
me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
My brother when he sees a girl.
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.