When jokes
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
What do you call it when a gay guy farts?
An abortion.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!