When jokes

I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.

My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?

A boner.

Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.

Real emo: same.

Fake emo: another piece of cake.

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?

Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.

Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.

What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.

Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?

Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...

Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."

We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.

Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?

A: Pulled pork.

What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?

Ooh, snickerdoodles!

What do we want? Plane noises!

When do we need it? Neeooooooowwwww!

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."

When I was a little boy, I had this dream. I was eating a giant marshmallow.

When I woke, I was being sexually abused.