When jokes
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
Memes
For Da Boys
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"