When jokes
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.