When jokes

What did Sally do when she got home?

Cry because she has no arms.

Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop up an onion.

When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?

Nothing, he doesn't have any.

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

What do we want? A cure for obesity.

When do we want it? After lunch.

What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.

What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?

The Titanic.

What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?

When you drop them both, everyone screams.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.

They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.

When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.