When jokes
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! 😂🤣
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
When I accidentally touched my sense of humour
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, "Not now."
What did God say when he made the first woman?
"Where is your dick at?"
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.