When jokes
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
When I was little, I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people...until I turned 7. I realized that it was just people doing voices. Sad, isn't it?
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.