When jokes

What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

"Meoooow!"

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.

She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.

Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.

When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."

What did Sally do when she got home?

Cry because she has no arms.

Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?

So it doesn’t explode when you’re fucking it.

When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?

A KKKO.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?

Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop up an onion.

What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?

A hurri-CANE.