When jokes
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
FUCKING GENIUS
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.