When jokes
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
😐😑
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
When you still there?
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you'll never forget!
(Btw I never actually did this irl yet)
So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you'll be sleeping. (The idea is that you'll be sleep talking.) Then you start to cuss and say the most random things like: Hey you can't chew my cud it's mine, plus, you even went swimming today at that damm lake! Also say something like: YOU SON OF A BITCH! *swat in the air once* Then say: Why I made your f*ckin' bed today you stupid parents! *swat three times* And btw try and not smile as hard as it may be cuz they will be looking at you weird. And try to open your eyes just enough so you can see them. And depending on the tipe of parent you have they may wake you up by then or they will get interested and start laughing! Any way, then say: That mother f*cker that lives across the street just said I was ugly, you should do something about it(sibling name) ______. And also say: And if you happen to know where the nearest store is then that would be helpful. Then say: No Hulk! Leave me alone I love you! *swat twice*. Then say: Uncle Timmy Tom you are such a nude nick.(my dad made up the word nude nick, it just means crazy and annoying) Then settle down and lay on your stomach in your "sleep" and make it look like you putting the blanket on you more, but irl it would probably be to hide a smile! I think I will stop there cuz I don't think any one could hold in there laughter that long and if you feel like you can hold out longer then just make something up.
I hope you guys can do this and it goes well for you! Please comment! Byeee!
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
"Zre, um, be careful when using a gun, okay? And meh not fat, boy."
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.