I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? -- The wheelchair.
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? -- Meals on wheels.
