Wheelchair jokes
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
A 90 year old man takes a Viagra.
Strips off naked, lies down in an alley way. Three chicks walk on by: a blond, a brunette, and a red head.
The red head said, "I'm not letting that go to waste," so she strips off and rides him. When she's finished,
The brunette then strips off naked and rides him. The blond's now worried because she just got her period. The red head sez, "He's dead. Don't let it go to waste," so she strips off naked and rides him. Then he wakes up. He then says, "Wow, two jump starts and a blood transfusion. I'm good to go!"
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
I got my sister a trampoline for her birthday, but she won’t get out of her wheelchair and use it.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."