Wheelchair jokes
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him for a drag.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
What do you call a nut on a wheelchair?....A busted nut.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"