Medical equipment jokes

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?

The life support cord.

I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.

Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.

My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.

When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.

There is a thin line between death and life!

You won't live to see it.....

The Cardiogram will!!

When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.

Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.

For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.

One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.

My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"

Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.

My father said I'm too reliant on technology.

I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.