Medical equipment jokes

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.

My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"

My father said I'm too reliant on technology.

I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.

Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.

When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.

My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

There is a thin line between death and life!

You won't live to see it.....

The Cardiogram will!!

Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.

My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.

My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.

What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?

The life support cord.

What is the easiest line to draw in the hospital?

My heartbeat.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?

Reload and keep shooting.

What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?

... A FLATLINE!

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.