My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
Medical Equipment Jokes
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.