Medical equipment jokes
My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.
My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital, and everyone starts sleeping better.
Every time I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, so I unplug them.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.