Medical equipment

Medical Equipment Jokes

Technology

My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

Machine

I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.

Life Support

My grandfather said we rely on technology too much, so I unplugged his life support. Luckily, I remember his last words: "You little bastard!"

Life Support

My father said I'm too reliant on technology.

I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.

Heart Monitor

When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.

Life Support

My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

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  • Line

    There is a thin line between death and life!

    You won't live to see it.....

    The Cardiogram will!!

    Hospital

    Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

    There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.

    Life Support

    My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

    Vegetable

    Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.