Wheelchair jokes
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs Nice tits
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.