Wheelchair jokes
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
What do you say to a woman in a wheelchair with no arms or legs?
"Nice tits."
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.