Wheel jokes

Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.

What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.

What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.

I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?

A: Because they're retired!

What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?

Stephen Hawking.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?

Hot Wheels.

What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.

The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"

The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.

Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?

... she likes to rock and roll lol.

What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?

Hot Wheels :)

Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂

What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?

Pot wheels.

Y'know what's really sad?

Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?