Wheel jokes
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
Q: Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired!
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"