Wheel jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
A little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little boy says, "That's my little red race car." 10 minutes later, the boy looks down and asks, "What's that?" The little girl says, "That's my little red race car garage."
So later that night the boy asks the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage. She says yes, and they pull down their pants and the boy tries putting his little red race car in her garage, but it won't fit. Downstairs, the mother hears an ear-piercing scream and runs upstairs, flips on the lights, and sees blood on the floor. The mother asks, "What happened?" The little girl says, "We tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn't fit, so I cut the back wheels off."