A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do and finally the friend said why don't you just use me. The boyfriend said why did i not think of using the third wheel.
Las Vegas has a new 550 foot tall ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels. hot legs.hehe
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire then called him hot wheels.
I got sent to the principals office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels
Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair
Me: guess who came crawling right back
Q; Why don't cars work after you change their wheels?
A: Because they're retired
What has 4 wheels 2 legs and loves his shoulder
Stephen hawking
What do you call steven hawkings on fire Hot wheels
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garabige truck
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When i asked her what her favorite song was she responded with "🎶head shoulders wheels and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
What has 10 wheels & flies? A Garbage truck.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
I got pranked so many times once I saw two wheels rolling down the street I hear this noise I look behind me there's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming "HELP I CANT GO ANYWERE'' but I walked away I knew it was a prank
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts
Did you know Stephen Hawkins died in a game the game was happy wheels
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair. .... she likes to rock And roll lol
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
