Wheel jokes

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"

My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."

What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?

Hot Wheels.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.