I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
What do u call a autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheel chair hot wheels
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!
There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"
Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."
"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"
"Maybe it was a tricycle."
"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"
The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"
Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."
That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"
Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"
Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."
Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
