Wheel Jokes

I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot Wheels.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?

Hot Wheels.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?

Hot wheels.

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels. I mean cars, no I gave him literal hot wheels!

There's a disabled kid in my class, right? Oops, should've brought my Hot Wheels tracks.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"

I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."