Wheel jokes

One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"

Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."

"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"

"Maybe it was a tricycle."

"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"

The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"

Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."

That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"

Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"

Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."

Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.

He couldn't stand a chance.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.

Who is the best at musical chairs?

The kid in the wheelchair.

What part of a vegetable can you not eat?

The wheelchair.

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."

My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.

I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.

I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back?

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.

Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."

Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.