Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?
-they can’t stand up for themselves
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheel chair now were playing rocket league
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
My friend that was in a wheel chair was getting bullied so I said stand up for yourself.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheel chair, he is getting bullied but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself
I bought my son a trampoline he sat in his wheel chair and cried
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair. Try say that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Wipe your feet before entering but in Stephen Hawkings case it is Wipe your wheels.
Stephen Hawking is to wheel chairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
For Sale. Wheel chair. One careful owner. No longer needed.
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask are there more doors or wheels. Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen
there's a kid with loads of new fire men equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kids asks the firemen come have a look at my new gear so the fire men go look at his gear so then the kid says kid: I've got a helmet a big jacket and a oxygen tank and a little wheel barrow for my gear
firemen says: why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls the kid says so I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
President Joe Biden was jogging though some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging though Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much, I'm gunna give you boys a reward for saving my life, and asks them what their names were and what they wanted, the first boy said my name's Willy and i want to go to Disneyland and the president said no problem and I'll take you personally and the 2nd boy said my name's Roman and i want a Autographed pair or Air Jorden Nikes and the president said no troubles at all, and the 3rd boy says my name's Little Johnny, and i want a power wheelchair with a awesome stero and killer wheels, and the present says, you don't look Handicapped Little Johnny and Little Johnny said, I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who i saved, i will be🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
