I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said hot wheels
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?
-they can’t stand up for themselves
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheel chair now were playing rocket league
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.
My friend that was in a wheel chair was getting bullied so I said stand up for yourself.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
I bought my son a trampoline he sat in his wheel chair and cried
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
