Steering

Steering Jokes

Pirate

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.

The bartender asks him why.

And the pirate says:

"Argh, It's driving me nuts."

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  • Halo

    When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."

    Pirate

    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."

    The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."

    Drive

    How did Helen Keller drive?

    One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.

    Iceberg

    Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!

    Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.