Steering jokes

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.

The bartender asks him why.

And the pirate says:

"Argh, It's driving me nuts."

How does Hellen Keller drive?

With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.

What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?

The steering wheel.

When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."

I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."

The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."

How did Helen Keller drive?

One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.

I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!

What do cows eat for breakfast?? Steer cereal.

Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!

Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.

When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.