Steering jokes

Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!

Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.

How did Helen Keller drive?

One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.

What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?

The steering wheel.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."

The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."

When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.

The bartender asks him why.

And the pirate says:

"Argh, It's driving me nuts."

What do cows eat for breakfast?? Steer cereal.

When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."

I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!

I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"

KSI driving ability.

Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.

I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants, and it was driving me nuts.

How does Hellen Keller drive?

With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.