A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It's driving me nuts.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
I had a steering wheel down my pants and I tell you what it was driving my balls crazy
What does cows eat for breakfast?? Steer cereal
Shipmate: captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now! Captain:my momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
When a plane is having turbulence it’s just the pilot Shaking the steering
