the steven hawkings space telescope will be launched next year, apparently it will have four wheels and run off windows 7
What has 2 wheels and screams A disabled i dropkicked down the stairs
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
what is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire
answer: Hot wheels...
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled hot wheels
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
What do you call a fat speaky in a wheel chair speaky chair
My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheel chair guess who came crawling back
I bought my son a wheel chair for his brithday-Truns out he couldn’t get in it
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa A through the town
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
What do u call a Terrorist in a Wheel chair...
RC-XD
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
so i got my brother a jumping castel for his birthday that bitch cried in his wheel chair
what do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair? MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair.... because he had no leges
Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?" Mommy xays, "Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy's garage, now go and play" A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter. Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, "Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn't get the back wheels in so l she l took the sissors and cut them off."
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
