To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
what is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire
answer: Hot wheels...
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheel chair guess who came crawling back
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
my friend was in a wheel chair so i rolled him in fire now i call him hot wheels
What do u call a Terrorist in a Wheel chair...
RC-XD
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
