Rotation Jokes

What does a arubix cube and a man penis have in common? The More u play With it The Harder it Gets

i love the way the earth rotates

it really makes my day

What is red and cries and spins around and around? - A baby in a microwave.

Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.

this is my fidget spinner, i got it in my easter basket.

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".

I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks. This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied. This is your clock. It move 3 times because you lied 3 times i asked where is President trumps clock. he said it was at the equator. Spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true

dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate 💯

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter? They both have torn rotators.

I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!