Wheel jokes
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.