Wheel

Wheel Jokes

Peace

There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.

Halo

When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."

Jesus

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

Wheelchair

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

Fire

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

Soup

What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?

To put the wheelchair in the pot.

Basketball

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

Drive

How did Helen Keller drive?

One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.

Hairline

Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.

Wheelchair

When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."

Friend

My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."