There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
What do you call prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he’s for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam
What has 4 wheels, no wings and flies?
A dead cripple
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
Put the wheel wheelchair in the pot
I pushed a kid on a wheelchair into the school fire and said "hot wheels"
I had a steering wheel down my pants and I tell you what it was driving my balls crazy
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair
Take off the wheels
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
How did helen keller drive
One hand on the wheel one hand on the road
what do you call a person in a wheel chair with a speaker? ROLLING LOUD 🎸🎸
Your hairline is so wonky, wheels on the bus to round and round is your haieline
When a person in a wheel chair says you've never took to steps in my shoes and you say to be honest you haven't ether
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Wheel chair soccer is just irl Rocket League. Change my mind.
i was riding my bike when i saw a mans head in the wheel. it was mine.
