Wheel jokes
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."