Wheel jokes
That's a knee slapper, or should I say, a wheel slapper?
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
There hasn’t been 3 months of peace in this country since 2019. Jesus, take the wheel.
When Mother Teresa went to heaven, she was greeted by Saint Peter with a halo for her dedication to the needy. After walking around for a while, she saw Lady Diana with a bigger halo. She got angry at Lady Diana and went to Saint Peter and asked him why she had a bigger one, and Saint Peter said, "Oh, that’s not a halo, that’s a steering wheel."
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.