Whats jokes
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Getting them back in the wheelchair.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What type of phones do orphans have?
IPhone XR—it has no home button.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"