Whats jokes
What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
real.
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit the frog’s fingers.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.