Whats jokes

What was the winning play at the leper football game?

A hand off up the middle.

What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

What did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side. 😂😂😂

What do pedophiles do when they wake up?

Turn on the child safety lock on the car.

What time is it when it gets dark out?

Bed time.

What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!

If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣

What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo!

What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?

Both have noses.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?

An animal abuse warrant.

Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?

What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...

What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.

What's 2+2?

4.

What is the difference between onions and babies?

I cry when I cut onions.

What is big, fun, [and] loud?

A school bus 🚌

I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?

What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?

Yellow jackets.

What is a dog that is Christmas?

A Christmas tree dog!

What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.