Whats jokes
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.