You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Whats Jokes
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What screams I’m insecure?
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
