Whats jokes
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Memes
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.