Whats jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Give a blowjob.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?