Whats jokes
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.