Whats jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What do you call a hippo that has been thrown in a pan?
Hippo-POT-amus!
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.