Whats jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
Memes
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.