Whats jokes
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What do you call a group of emos? Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
Q. What is the most endangered creature in India?
A. The baby girl.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.