What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, βThis isnβt working.β
I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and itβs working fine? Anyone know what he means?
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
