Whats jokes
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
What does a bear beat off with?
His bear hands.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.