Whats jokes
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
My mom is in the FBI. My dad is in the FBI. My sister is in the FBI. My brother is in the FBI. And do you know what I am?
Divorced.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)