Whats jokes
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.