Whats jokes
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Memes
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
What's the time?
How would I know?
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What do you call a PEIS?
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!