Whats jokes
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Memes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.