Whats jokes
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
Memes
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?