Whats jokes

What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?

Home Depot.

What are some red flags?

Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.

What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.

What's black, white, and red all over?

A nun in a blender.

What do orphans call a family photo?

A selfie.

What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

What is an orphan's least favorite show?

"Full House."

What do you call an adopted orphan?

Wanted.

Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.

What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?

They both made quite an impact in Europe.