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What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
What's a boxer's favorite drink? A punch. 🥤🥤
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Yes so smart
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?
Answer: Living.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
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The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?"
"This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world!", says Johnny.
The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny, and says, "Now you know that's not true, son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy."
Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true, but one drop of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.