Whats jokes
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What do you call a rapper who LOVES gardening?
MC Planter.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"