Q: What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A: A family picture.
Whats Jokes
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Moon Knight is awesome
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
