Whats jokes
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.