Whats jokes

What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?

It's white and it's brown.

What do you call an octopus on land?

A spider, duh!

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What type of pictures do orphans take?

Selfies.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry.

(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.

Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!

Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina

How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?

JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.

What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?

We were both caused by broken rubber.

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

Answer: David.

What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?

A candle or a pencil!

Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?

A: Stop looking, I’m changing!

If I fuck you harder, you have to scream "daddy," but what happens when you cum?

What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?

He gagged!

Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test.

And that's what made him go down in history.

Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?

Friend: Don’t know?

Me: U STUPID!