Whats jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?
What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround