Whats jokes
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
omg look what homer said
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"