Whats jokes
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?
Guns only have one trigger.
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
What comes after 69?
Period.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.