Whats jokes

What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?

"The whole pile of shits."

What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."

My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.

She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Only one is wanted.

What part of a vegetable can you not eat?

The wheelchair.

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?

Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."

What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?

A holy CUMmunion.

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Unshakeable.

What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?

One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.

What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..

Hot Wheels.

What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.

What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.

How to cure boredom:

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do you call a man without a body and a nose?

What is big and long and hard?

A cucumber!

What do lesbians love to use in art class?

Scissors.

What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!

What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?

They both can’t be found.