Whats jokes
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.