Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups đź’€
Memes
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.