Whats jokes
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?