Whats jokes
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What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
What's ALS?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?