Whats jokes
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
Ohhhh he said a bad word I'm tellin
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
One day, Little Johnny went to his grandma's house, and she asks, "Do you like nuts?"
Little Johnny says, "Yes, I like nuts."
His grandma says, "Okay then, grab them out of the cabinet." So Little Johnny went and grabbed them, and he was sad after he grabbed them. His grandma then says, "What's wrong?"
Little Johnny says, "I thought they were real nuts," and his grandma fainted.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What is something that smells yuck? 🤮
Old bus seats.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "You're too young to smoke."