Whats jokes
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What is the darkest month?
Black History Month.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.