Whats jokes
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
Memes
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Finger food.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!