What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
wtaf dose it meannnn
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What is a show an orphan will never be able to relate to?
"Full House".
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
