Whats jokes
If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Memes
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands 2
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?
Well, it only takes one nail.
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.