Whats jokes
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.