Whats jokes
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
What are the 3 shortest words in the English language?
“Is It In?”
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
What would you call four Mexicans drowning in a lake?
*Answer: Quatro Cinco*
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
So, I took a poop outside. When I was done, I wiped and got it on my finger. After that, I had Nutella, and I thought the poop on my hand was Nutella, and I licked it. I said, "Daddy chill, what in the heck is this crap?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What do you call a man off the ground?
Hanged.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!