Whats jokes
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
Memes
Perfect
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."