Whats jokes
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed?
A) Cancer.
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
What is it called when someone is in a wheelchair and in a fire?
Hot Wheels...
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.