Whats jokes
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Memes
what is she doing
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What animal lies? A lion.
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.